Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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