me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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