Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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