omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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