The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
God I need to hump something, right now.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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