why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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