Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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