getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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