Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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