His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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