Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
