Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
