normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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