That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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