Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I won't apologize to a one balled man
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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