I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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