ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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