DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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