wrigley field is MILF paradise
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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