used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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