my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
How's work?
Spinning.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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