so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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