Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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