Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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