i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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