thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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