I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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