No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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