You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just sent this text using only my big toe
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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