dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
