SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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