you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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