Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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