the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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