the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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