if you like me you must not know who I am
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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