we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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