Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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