I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Shame - the story of my life.
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