quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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