Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
