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(303): View more from Colorado

and next time when you feel me up, do it right

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.

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(845): View more from New York

I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.

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(424): View more from California

he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety

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(732): View more from New Jersey

4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move

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(585): View more from New York

If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed

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(804): View more from Virginia

Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.

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(650): View more from California

I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.

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