His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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