hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Im part way to drunk.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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