i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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