You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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