I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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