I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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