im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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