It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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