just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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