help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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