i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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