I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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