The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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