too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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