oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Can you repeat that, but with context?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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