Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My penis needs a shock collar
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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